You Know you have Coeliac Disease if! ………..

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You Know you have Coeliac Disease if! ………..

Postby daveyboy » Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:22 pm

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The Second Collection
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You Know you have Coeliac Disease if,

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You have to say “I can’t tolerate ‘Glutton’s either” but the word is ‘Gluten’

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Your Computer gives a message Cookies were blocked and you think
OMG My browser’s gone GF as well.

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You keep explaing your allergic to ‘Wheat’ not MEAT.

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You know ‘Oust’ covers up smells better than ‘Glade’

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You know 3,000,000 different ways to prepare potatoes and rice.

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The kids see you with ‘Air-freshener’ they know that THE TOILET IS A NO-GO AREA .

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You 'now' have an understanding of the Jewish faith and realise their problems in keeping
a kosher kitchen.

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You utter every conceivable swear word when you’ve just eaten ‘Gluten’

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Someone says “Oh! you're Coeliac, you have a problem with Globulin

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You pay over 3 Euros for a small pan of inedible bread.

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You always carry ‘Imodium’ with you when you go out.

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You can survive for a whole week on ‘Rice Cakes and Butter’

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You only ‘Fart’ when you’re in the Air-freshener aisle in the supermarket,
and discreetly try the fragrance’s
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Someone sends you a message about ‘cheating’ and you don’t automatically think about
your spouse and a neighbour.

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I hope these brought a smile to your face.
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Best Regards,
David

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