You know you're a Coeliac if ...... The 3rd Collection
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You know you're a Coeliac if ...... The 3rd Collection
by daveyboy » Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:05 am
1.Your GF grocery shopping costs more than
your neighbor’s mortgage.
2.You know that grabbing the first serving of something is a medical necessity,
not greed
3.The only new books and magazines you search for have recipes you can make
with less than 6 ingredients
4.You ask at a fast food place for them to change their gloves, use new tongs, and clean the grill before cooking your order and
they give you a blank stare like you are speaking a foreign language
5.you've ever driven half way across the town
just to get a GF Goodie
6.your mother is afraid
to do the cooking
7.you get a medical exemption out of cookery class because
they are baking bread.
8.you'd gladly pay any price for a cookie that
doesn't taste like sweetened sawdust.
9.you have actually used a gluten-free bagel
to hold the door open.
10.you’ve said to a waiter that you can’t have flour
and he's removed the rose from the table??
11.You know that desserts that are GF are a privilege,
and not a right.
12.You find a desert on a menu that is gluten-free it will be ordered,
and thoroughly enjoyed,
regardless of whether you want it or not!
I had to add these on as I found them so true.
Friend: Do you want to try some of this cake?"
Other friend: "Don't be stupid! He’s allergic to glucose, he can't eat that."
Me: "Good thing there's no glucose in this ice cream I'm eating."
Friend: "Wait, if I take a sip of your coke will I like, get your 'no bread' thing?"
Me: "Well, there's only a 10 percent chance that you might, but I wouldn't risk it."
your neighbor’s mortgage.
2.You know that grabbing the first serving of something is a medical necessity,
not greed
3.The only new books and magazines you search for have recipes you can make
with less than 6 ingredients
4.You ask at a fast food place for them to change their gloves, use new tongs, and clean the grill before cooking your order and
they give you a blank stare like you are speaking a foreign language
5.you've ever driven half way across the town
just to get a GF Goodie
6.your mother is afraid
to do the cooking
7.you get a medical exemption out of cookery class because
they are baking bread.
8.you'd gladly pay any price for a cookie that
doesn't taste like sweetened sawdust.
9.you have actually used a gluten-free bagel
to hold the door open.
10.you’ve said to a waiter that you can’t have flour
and he's removed the rose from the table??
11.You know that desserts that are GF are a privilege,
and not a right.
12.You find a desert on a menu that is gluten-free it will be ordered,
and thoroughly enjoyed,
regardless of whether you want it or not!
I had to add these on as I found them so true.
Friend: Do you want to try some of this cake?"
Other friend: "Don't be stupid! He’s allergic to glucose, he can't eat that."
Me: "Good thing there's no glucose in this ice cream I'm eating."
Friend: "Wait, if I take a sip of your coke will I like, get your 'no bread' thing?"
Me: "Well, there's only a 10 percent chance that you might, but I wouldn't risk it."
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by daveyboy » Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:15 pm
as seen on Celiacfacts.com's page on Twitter.
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http://twitter.com/CeliacFacts/status/6880324735
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Best Regards,
David
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http://twitter.com/CeliacFacts/status/6880324735
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Best Regards,
David
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