You know you're a Coeliac if ...... The 3rd Collection

1.Your GF grocery shopping costs more than
your neighbor’s mortgage.

2.You know that grabbing the first serving of something is a medical necessity,
not greed

3.The only new books and magazines you search for have recipes you can make
with less than 6 ingredients

4.You ask at a fast food place for them to change their gloves, use new tongs, and clean the grill before cooking your order and
they give you a blank stare like you are speaking a foreign language

5.you've ever driven half way across the town
just to get a GF Goodie

6.your mother is afraid
to do the cooking

7.you get a medical exemption out of cookery class because
they are baking bread.

8.you'd gladly pay any price for a cookie that
doesn't taste like sweetened sawdust.

9.you have actually used a gluten-free bagel
to hold the door open.

10.you’ve said to a waiter that you can’t have flour
and he's removed the rose from the table??

11.You know that desserts that are GF are a privilege,
and not a right.

12.You find a desert on a menu that is gluten-free it will be ordered,
and thoroughly enjoyed,
regardless of whether you want it or not!

I had to add these on as I found them so true.

Friend: Do you want to try some of this cake?"
Other friend: "Don't be stupid! He’s allergic to glucose, he can't eat that."
Me: "Good thing there's no glucose in this ice cream I'm eating."

Friend: "Wait, if I take a sip of your coke will I like, get your 'no bread' thing?"
Me: "Well, there's only a 10 percent chance that you might, but I wouldn't risk it."

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